Friday, December 2, 2011

The Devil Wears Target

Marjorie: "Hope you'll hire me as an assistant. I would require 401k matching and dental."

Me: "Sure."

Marjorie: "Thanks, biatch!"

Me: "I take my coffee half caff, no foam, light steam, one Splenda. Thanksssss."

Marjorie: "Light steam, WTF. I am not mother nature."

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