Infamy

Me: "My friend at work wants to meet you. She loves the blog."

Marjorie: "Dammit! You're sending that tomfoolery around? Hmph."

Me: "She saw it on Facebook....and was like, "Is that your blog? Is Marjorie an actual person?" And I said I didn't know because sometimes I wonder that myself."

Marjorie: "UGH. This girl better be fab. I don't want hoodrats peepin' my shit. Does she like ZARA?!"