Anger & the Cinema

Marjorie: "It's gonna be diary of a mad black woman this weekend!! Yes, I referenced Tyler Perry and his bootleg movies."

Gender Roles, Part II

Marjorie: "Yeah if you get hungry, just go ahead and eat."

Me: "You bet your balls I'll eat! My hunger waits for no one."

Marjorie: "I wish you would try to insinuate that I am a man one more time!!!!!!"

Fast Food & Hair Care

Me: "Whatevs, I fux with Popeyes! Cajun Rice is the shit."

Marjorie: "Popeyes is the truth!!!!!! Like Beyonce's weaves."

Cheaters, Part II

Krista: "That joke about 'The Godfather' and 'Scarface' was so funny!"

Marjorie: "I haven't seen either of those movies"

Us: "Really??"

Marjorie: "Umm HELLO, you guys have never seen 'Cheaters'!!!"

Cheaters

Marjorie: "Oh my god, have you ever seen that episode of 'Cheaters'...."

Us: "What's 'Cheaters'?"

Marjorie: "You've never heard of 'Cheaters'?!?! Are you serious?!?! It's been around for years, I grew up watching that show! It's on at like midnight on Fox - it catches people cheating on their spouses. The host got stabbed on a boat once!"

Us: "THAT'S what you watched growing up? A show about cheating spouses that aired late at night on Fox?"

Marjorie: "Yea, you didn't? I used to watch that and 'Midnight Love' on BET...."

The Truman Show

Claire: "Yea it's this really cool special where they follow around like four children born in completely different parts of the world. You see how different their lives and circumstances are."

Me: "Oh yea, there was also that documentary that they started like ten years ago, and they actually committed to following a bunch of different kids around from birth. They do it for like twenty years and show where each person ends up in their lives...."

Marjorie: "Wait, you mean like that Jim Carey movie??"

Volunteering

Matt: "I'm starting AmeriCorps in a few weeks, I'm really excited. I'll be building houses in New Orleans. It's pretty cool, they provide you with housing, food, everything you need. They even provide your clothes....."

Marjorie: "Clothes?!?! What KIND of clothes?!?!?"

Matt: "You know, jeans, t-shirts, same basic stuff I wear anyway."

Marjorie: "Oh....so you're like....a good person?"