Demands

Marjorie: "If this blog actually gets picked up by a network, I want Stacy Dash to play me."

Me: "You know she's like 45 right?"

Marjorie: "Whatever, she looks damn good! She's got like three kids and shit!!"

Clothing Maintenance

Marjorie: "Where's your iron?"

Me: "For clothing?"

Marjorie: "Ughhhh what other kind is there....?"

Me: "Um, hair."

Marjorie: "Ohhh yea, trueskeet!"

Carpe Diem

Marjorie: "Throw your body to the wind!"

Similarities, Part II

Marjorie: "Wait, so John C. Reilly and Will Ferrell AREN'T related?!?"

Me: "Umm no....why would you think that?"

Marjorie: "Do people know this, like is this common knowledge? Like, they totally look like they could be step brothers to me."

Me: "Is that only because they were in a movie called 'Step Brothers'??"

Marjorie: "Yeah, I guess, but I thought that they were like paying homage to something....ugh, I DON'T KNOW."

Me: "Also, you know that if they WERE step brothers in real life, they wouldn't actually be related, right?"

Similarities

Marjorie: "That guy you showed me [Danny McBride] looks JUST like John C. Reilly to me. I guess it's the curly hair and the fact that they're both white."

Common Knowledge

Marjorie: "Did you know John Travolta wears a weave?"