Alcohol & Race Relations

Me: "Oh my god, I am so incredibly hungover."

Marjorie: "You better get un-hungover real fast!!! I'm trying to get crazy and locked up this weekend! JK....I will NOT be a statistic."

Voyeurism

Marjorie (on a balcony, looking into the window of another building): "Why is that man dancing with a baby?!"

Brian & I: "Pretty sure he's rocking it to sleep...."

Marjorie: "Really? Ugh, whatever. From here it looked like he was busting a move!"

Oprah

Me: "People cry when they meet Oprah."

Marjorie: "What? Why?!?! Maybe Gail...."