Gender Roles, Part III

Marjorie: "Speaking of being out of the loop, I guess it's a good time to tell you that I'm a woman....minus the 'wo'."

Personal Posessions

Marjorie: "You know I don't do....pets."

Me: "What DO you do? Shoes?!"

Marjorie: "Ummm F yes!!!! And bags. You know....my ASSets. Ok well I'm off to work....I mean....bed. Goodnight!"

Gratitude

Marjorie: "p.s. Thanks again for sending the flats!! You're a D.A.B., aka Down Ass Bitch, bitch!"

Comedy

Me: "So there are finally new UCB classes posted on days I can actually go."

Marjorie: "Straight."

Me: "But there's improv AND sketch writing and I don't know which one to do first!"

Marjorie: "Hmmmm..."

Me: "I was thinking writing, but I don't know."

Marjorie: "I guess you could write your improv?"

Queens

Marjorie: "Any chance you wanna come to the rockin' town of Cambria Heights, Queens?"

Me: "........ (Crickets)."

Marjorie: "Ummm there is an awesome Haitian restaurant/club there where some ghetto cousin of mine is having her baby shower tonight. From 7 to 1am. That is not okay."

Parlez Vous Francais?

Marjorie: "Just an FYI - 'touche' does NOT mean 'okay.' I have been using that wrong for years. Like 'do you wanna go there for lunch, that place is good'....me: 'touche.' Ughh.

Me: "Ummm.....dont you SPEAK french????"

Marjorie: "Yes. I'm SORRY OKAY."

Me: "It's used when you acknowledge someone said something biting, correct, etc. Like 'oh burn, touche'."

Marjorie: "I know that!....Now."