Liam Neeson, Part III

Marjorie: "I can't wait to watch that new Liam Neeson movie. I can already tell he's trigger happy in it."

Celebrity Couples

Marjorie: "Avril Lavigne is engaged to the lead singer of Nickelback. That is so janky I can't even take it."

Rumors

Marjorie: "Did you know John Travolta wears a weave?"

Batman & Dieting

Marjorie: "I'm just going to eat kale and dust! That's what Anne Hathaway said she did to lose weight for the role of Catlady."

How I Met Your Mother, Part II

Me: "Do you want to go see a movie with Josh Radnor? He'll be there for a Q&A afterward."

Marjorie: "Is Josh Radnor the guy from How I Met Your Mother? I'm just gonna ask him: HOW DID YOU MEET HER."

Kids

Marjorie: "There are two children in my office right now. I'm frightened and appalled."

Amanda Bynes

Marjorie: "Breaking news: I saw Amanda Bynes last night at a nail salon I was at....and she is loco on the real. And if you want to know why her extensions look janky, it's because she gets them done at a 24 hour nail salon."