Marjorie: "I'm voting myself off this sinking ship."
Kristen: "We're taking you down with us!"
Me: "Clutching each other as we sink like that old couple in Titanic."
Krista: "Having sex in cars and shit."
Marjorie: "...what?"
Krista: "Have you never seen Titanic?!?"
Me: "Marjorie only remembers the scene where Billy Zane bitch slaps Kate Winslet."
Marjorie: "I mean, that's the best part, is it not?!"
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