Friday, December 2, 2011

The Big Apple

Marjorie: "Are you going to be in NYC this weekend?"

Me: "Depends....who wants to know?"

Marjorie: "Look here, homewrecker, I'm coming up tomorrow for that concert; leaving Sunday at 5pm. If you're not going to 'be there,' you can and will be replaced!!!!"

Me: "Ohhh....yea. I'm going to be....out of town. In....Bangladesh."

Marjorie: "I wish you would go there!!!!!!!!!!"

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