Friday, December 2, 2011

Narcissism

Me: "NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU."

Marjorie: "RIGHT. HA. Keep telling yourself that as you're wreckin' homes and taking names."

Me: "What does that even MEAN?"

Marjorie: "If you don't know then you'll probably never know and that sounds like a personal problem!!!!!!"

Me: "OMG YOU'RE A FREAK OF GARGANTUAN PROPORTIONS."

Marjorie: "Now that was just rude. Get your attitude straight!!!!!'

Me: "I will break you like a stick!!!!"

Marjorie: "Get your mind right! Okay, so online shopping at Zara starts tomorrow!!!!"

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