Alcohol & Race Relations

Me: "Oh my god, I am so incredibly hungover."

Marjorie: "You better get un-hungover real fast!!! I'm trying to get crazy and locked up this weekend! JK....I will NOT be a statistic."

Voyeurism

Marjorie (on a balcony, looking into the window of another building): "Why is that man dancing with a baby?!"

Brian & I: "Pretty sure he's rocking it to sleep...."

Marjorie: "Really? Ugh, whatever. From here it looked like he was busting a move!"

Oprah

Me: "People cry when they meet Oprah."

Marjorie: "What? Why?!?! Maybe Gail...."

I.O.U.

Marjorie: "How much do I owe you?"

Me: "$191.50."

Marjorie: "Okay. A hobo will come to your door tonight, knock twice, then cough; at that time, look outside your window....and follow the chalk line to your money."

Jet-Setting, Part II

Me: "I didnt realize you were leaving so soon [for Uzbekistan]."

Marjorie: "Yup....my life is loco."

Me: "When are you back?"

Marjorie: "April 2nd, and thennnn leave 6 days later for India."

Me: "Good god, woman."

Marjorie: "I know."

Me: "Are you still an American?!"

Marjorie: "I can't tell you what I am....only what I feel. And that is hot."

Jet-Setting

Marjorie: "Uzbekistan better appreciate my House of Harlow platform booties."

Fashion Emergency

Marjorie: "I'm having a quarter life fashion crisis!"

Me: "About what?"

Marjorie: "Uhhhh FASHION. Sometimes, I wonder about you."

Me: "WHAT IS YOUR CRISIS."

Marjorie: "CALM DOWN DR. PHIL."