Jet-Setting, Part II

Me: "I didnt realize you were leaving so soon [for Uzbekistan]."

Marjorie: "Yup....my life is loco."

Me: "When are you back?"

Marjorie: "April 2nd, and thennnn leave 6 days later for India."

Me: "Good god, woman."

Marjorie: "I know."

Me: "Are you still an American?!"

Marjorie: "I can't tell you what I am....only what I feel. And that is hot."