Cliches, Part III

Marjorie: "Chew on that...........for size?"

Siblings & Alcohol

Marjorie: "OMG my brother thought that 'happy hour' was an actual place. He's like 'Huh? There's a Happy Hour in Columbia?' That tard. He needs to drink more."

Me: "Guess it runs in the fam."

Marjorie: "Psh. Hotness and awesomeness run in this fam HUSSY."

Me: "Not that I can tell."

Marjorie: "You need to check yourself before you get your ass rocked."

Email

Me: "You never wrote me back!"

Marjorie: "OH I'M SORRY I HAVE SHIZ TO HANDLE OK. Mother f'er."

Footwear

Me: "You can talk the talk but can you walk the walk?"

Marjorie: "Yes bitch!!! In four inch heels!!!"

Fashion & Self Defense

Marjorie: "D.C. SHOULD be a fashion capital....well not really, some people look TOE UP in these parts. When did it become okay to wear platform flip flops again? Or turquoise running suits? Or REEBOK CLASSICS? Ughhhh….I’ve never had mace either. I don’t think anyone would rob me because -1) I’m hot ; 2) I would probably talk to them and confuse them; 3) I would most likely be confused myself....thinking I was getting Punk’d or something; 4) BITCHES DON’T WANNA F WITH THIS."

Finances

Marjorie: "This budget that my financial advisor put me on does not allow for splurges. Who does that man think he is?! How am I supposed to buy a nice bag/shoes/WHATEVER I WANTS on a darned budget?"

How I Met Your Mother

Marjorie: "I am not Barney Stinson. DO I LOOK LIKE A WHITE MALE? One word for you: ignorant."