Fashion & Self Defense

Marjorie: "D.C. SHOULD be a fashion capital....well not really, some people look TOE UP in these parts. When did it become okay to wear platform flip flops again? Or turquoise running suits? Or REEBOK CLASSICS? Ughhhh….I’ve never had mace either. I don’t think anyone would rob me because -1) I’m hot ; 2) I would probably talk to them and confuse them; 3) I would most likely be confused myself....thinking I was getting Punk’d or something; 4) BITCHES DON’T WANNA F WITH THIS."