Texting

Marjorie: "Ooooh tries meet. UGH, trueskeet. Fucking auto correct!"

Me: "Hahaha I was like, what?"

Marjorie: "That shit pisses me off!!"

Me: "Ugh I know."

Marjorie: "One time I told my friend she had 'baggage' accidentally. And the sad thing is, she DOES."

Thanksgiving

Marjorie: "My hair is wrapped, wearing my PJs, and I'm searching frantically for cornbread mix. All time low."

On the Prowl

Marjorie: "I was invited to a singles mixer. So help me God."

Me: "You should go."

Marjorie: "This is the beginning of the end for me."

A.K.A.

Me: "I thought of a new nickname for you!"

Marjorie: "What?? Fabulosity?"

Me: "Marj and In Charge!"

Marjorie: "I like that!!!"

Me: "Don't say I never did anything for you!"

Marjorie: "Ho, sit down!!...and thank you."

Zooey Deschanel

Marjorie: "I still can't get into this show [New Girl]!!!!"

Me: "LOL, calm down. It'll be okay! No one said you had to be into it."

Marjorie: "I need a Xanax!!!!"

My Heart Will Go On

Me: "Titanic is on TV with one mister BILLY ZANE."

Marjorie: "Did he bitch slap Kate Winslet yet?!?!"

The Big Apple

Marjorie: "Are you going to be in NYC this weekend?"

Me: "Depends....who wants to know?"

Marjorie: "Look here, homewrecker, I'm coming up tomorrow for that concert; leaving Sunday at 5pm. If you're not going to 'be there,' you can and will be replaced!!!!"

Me: "Ohhh....yea. I'm going to be....out of town. In....Bangladesh."

Marjorie: "I wish you would go there!!!!!!!!!!"