A.K.A.

Me: "I thought of a new nickname for you!"

Marjorie: "What?? Fabulosity?"

Me: "Marj and In Charge!"

Marjorie: "I like that!!!"

Me: "Don't say I never did anything for you!"

Marjorie: "Ho, sit down!!...and thank you."

Zooey Deschanel

Marjorie: "I still can't get into this show [New Girl]!!!!"

Me: "LOL, calm down. It'll be okay! No one said you had to be into it."

Marjorie: "I need a Xanax!!!!"

My Heart Will Go On

Me: "Titanic is on TV with one mister BILLY ZANE."

Marjorie: "Did he bitch slap Kate Winslet yet?!?!"

The Big Apple

Marjorie: "Are you going to be in NYC this weekend?"

Me: "Depends....who wants to know?"

Marjorie: "Look here, homewrecker, I'm coming up tomorrow for that concert; leaving Sunday at 5pm. If you're not going to 'be there,' you can and will be replaced!!!!"

Me: "Ohhh....yea. I'm going to be....out of town. In....Bangladesh."

Marjorie: "I wish you would go there!!!!!!!!!!"

Alcohol & Race Relations

Me: "Oh my god, I am so incredibly hungover."

Marjorie: "You better get un-hungover real fast!!! I'm trying to get crazy and locked up this weekend! JK....I will NOT be a statistic."

Voyeurism

Marjorie (on a balcony, looking into the window of another building): "Why is that man dancing with a baby?!"

Brian & I: "Pretty sure he's rocking it to sleep...."

Marjorie: "Really? Ugh, whatever. From here it looked like he was busting a move!"

Oprah

Me: "People cry when they meet Oprah."

Marjorie: "What? Why?!?! Maybe Gail...."