Photography, Part II

Me: "Let me see your pics....ooh, that's a good one!"

Marjorie: "I know, I'm like a regular Annie....like, whatever...."

Me: "....Leibovitz?"

Marjorie: "Yea, Annie Lei....whatever, you know, that lady."

Pool Time

Me: "Ugh, my bathing suit is getting this dress wet."

Me (after changing into shorts and a top): "Ugh, that dress is soaked."

Marjorie: "Wait....that's a dress?!?"

Footwear

Marjorie: " http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51jkfd%2Bp6vL._AA300_.jpg...I know they are super clunky, but i kinda like them."

Me: " Yowza!"

Marjorie: "Bad yowza?"

Me: "No, they're hot."

Marjorie: "See, Jessica Simpson shoes can be the truth!"

Gender Roles, Part III

Marjorie: "Speaking of being out of the loop, I guess it's a good time to tell you that I'm a woman....minus the 'wo'."

Personal Posessions

Marjorie: "You know I don't do....pets."

Me: "What DO you do? Shoes?!"

Marjorie: "Ummm F yes!!!! And bags. You know....my ASSets. Ok well I'm off to work....I mean....bed. Goodnight!"

Gratitude

Marjorie: "p.s. Thanks again for sending the flats!! You're a D.A.B., aka Down Ass Bitch, bitch!"

Comedy

Me: "So there are finally new UCB classes posted on days I can actually go."

Marjorie: "Straight."

Me: "But there's improv AND sketch writing and I don't know which one to do first!"

Marjorie: "Hmmmm..."

Me: "I was thinking writing, but I don't know."

Marjorie: "I guess you could write your improv?"