Technology

Tanisha: "Hey do you have an iPhone4 charger?"

Marjorie: "....maybe in the attic."

Self Medication

Me: "Ugh this is giving me anxiety."

Marjorie: "What, going on vacation? Take a xanny!"

Selfies

Marjorie: "I tried taking selfies once. Those pictures will never be shown to the world."

Liam Neeson

Marjorie: "Love Actually is on! Liam Neeson is such a fox. Even though I'd rather see him go all rogue and trigger happy."

Reality Television: Part II

Marjorie: "Don't hate the player, biatch. ::flips hair::"

Me: "Lol what?"

Marjorie: "::but it's wrapped::"

Me: "What the HELL are you talking about....I'm agreeing with you."

Marjorie: "Oh. Not used to that."

Me: "Did you read what I wrote??"

Marjorie: "I mean, ish."

Me: "Or are you just automatically combative?"

Marjorie: "I'm watching Bad Girls Club while doing work. Blame them!"

Me: "Jesus."

Marjorie: "There was just a fight over a Hot Pocket."

Footwear Preparation

Marjorie: "Shoe addiction is REAL."

Me: "Do I need to stage an intervention?"

Marjorie: "Nah. If I'm gonna go out, may as well have a fab pair of shoes. 'Go out' meaning if shit gets real, real quick."

Reality Television

Marjorie: "I thought the show Rehab Addict was about people addicted to like drugs and alcohol. Imagine how shocked and appalled I was when I found out it was about HOME DECOR. Fuck HGTV!!!!"