Pilgrims, Hobos & the American Revolution

Marjorie (holding a piece of wood over her shoulder): "Hey look at me, I'm a pilgrim!"

Me: "....how are you a pilgrim?"

Marjorie: "You know, those people who used to tie little sacks to the end of a stick and carry it over their shoulder!"

Me: "Do you mean a HOBO?!"

Marjorie: "Ugh, WHATEVER, you know what I mean, like Paul Revere!"